I'm a Zombie

I'm a Zombie, life is lonely
I stroll through the night
Hoping somebody might hold me
Hold me closely
Grow to know me
Will you be my bro, please?
Can I call you homie?

Why hi?
Fancy meeting you, what a great delight (hi)
Why's a face as nice as thine?
About so late at night? (why?)
In case you'd like to join me, I'm about to take a hike (wait!)
Why are you heading out so quick without saying goodnight?

My etiquette's refined, sensitive, and kind
No resemblance to the lies, I'm a gentleman defined
But until the sun rises, you should hold up in your house
And quarantine yourself, though I'm not horrid for your health
I'm only waiting in the doorway, when are you coming out?
I want to play chase, gonna follow you to hell, (huh)

I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you forever
What you gonna do?

I'm a Zombie, polite and unimposing
I've been wrongly described as revolting
And quite Frankly, I find that insulting
I'm a nice guy who happens to be molding

Am I shallow? (Hell no!)
I'm attracted to your brains
Something tells me they'll be exactly to my taste
That really ain't vanilla, remaking thriller
Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow
Real lady killer

The stuff on my shopping list isn't often fresh
But I've got the best recipe for spud and rotten flesh
Let's watch a box set, Netflix, and kill
Oh! What a mess
I'm guessing ketchup was spilled
Come on!

I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What you gonna do?

I'm a zombie, I want you to love me
I've waited for you so long, and now I'm kind of hungry
You look lovely, succulently scrummy
I need you inside me, satisfy my tummy

You can hear me coming through the walls, all muffled
How are we gonna scuffle then?
Sword or knuckles?
I see you punch trees
No wonder Steve's so supple
Call me Green Aki
Can I squeeze those muscles?

Me so subtle, please don't struggle
You got it moduled, I'm not looking for trouble
Just want a cuddle
And I'm puzzled why I get rebuttals
When I try to nuzzle and snuggle
Now come on, let my brothers join the huddle

We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What you gonna do?

We are slowly decomposing
Our clothes are holding our bowels and our bones in bones
That are slathered in guacamole
One day I'll be a skeleton
'Til then we're getting cozy

What force brought us here, though?
Was it Notch or George Romeo?
We're not so sure
But the more you avoid us
The more that we're sure that you'll join us (join us)
The Zombie Nation keeps increasing population
We live a simple life, free from complication

Chase you into night, and making basic conversation
Honestly, the aim isn't creating confrontation
We're a like-minded community, now join our congregation
You're free to leave at any time, there's no obligation
We'll just need to confiscate your brain, to keep for compensation
So we thank you in advance, for your cooperation

We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What you gonna do?

What's the use? What's the use?
What's the use in all the fuss?
Once, we were one of you
Now you'll be one of us
One of us, one of us, one of us
One of us, one of us, one of us
One of us, one of us
One of us, oh
S-sorry
Sorry