iPhone

She said she's only got one type
I took her to the side
I said, "How much to change your mind?"
Yeah, I could change your life
She said she's only got one type
I took her to the side
I said, "How much to change your mind?"
Yeah, I could change your life

I'd love to tell you that I advocate to eradicate poverty
Or that I give a toss about astrology, but I don't
I'm actually quite a shitty conversationalist
Especially when I'm tryna be funny
I'd love to tell you about my job
My Brexit views, and shit the lot
My own opinions on the virus
My favourite spot
I'd love to tell you if I'm ever truly happy or not

But you know what? Actually
All I give a fuck about is money
So please waffle about your star sign, your kids and your type
I'd love to tell you about
My shoes, my car, my jacket, my top and my watch price
I think I made a lot this year
And I wouldn't be bragging to say that I'm sweet
She on 2K a month, I see
And I make that back in a week

You think I waste time with a family to feed?
You know I'm an island like Simon and Garf in the sea
My life is a film and it's starring the me
Actually
If you take a look inside ya
I think you'll realize
You talk so much about yourself
Nobody fucking likes you

She said she's only got one type
I took her to the side
I said, "How much to change your mind?"
Yeah, I could change your life
Ohhh
She said she's only got one type
I took her to the side
I said, "How much to change your mind?"
Yeah, I could change your life

This is my favourite phone, it's the brand new iPhone
With a hydraulic engine, how cool is that?
The screen is made of glass, to keep some degree of class
But behind
An electromagnetic mass of pure vibranium!
What's that you ask?

It's the new metal alloy invented by Apple inc
A blend of titanium, iron and diamond
And topped with a layer of zinc
A wonderful thought I think
And the back is made of gold
It's so comfortable to hold
A million when it was sold
But fuck, it is already old!

She said she's only got one type
I took her to the side
I said, "How much to change your mind?"
Yeah, I could change your life
Ohhh
She said she's only got one type
I took her to the side
I said, "How much to change your mind?"
Yeah, I could change your life



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Writer(s): Seb Lowe
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