Cracked Actor - Live at BBC Radio Theatre, London, 27th June, 2000; 2021 Remaster

One, two, three, four

I've seen all in reason, Hollywood Heights
The best of the last, the cleanest star they ever had
I'm stiff on my legend, those films that I made
Forget that I'm 50 'cause you just got paid

Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel?
Suck, baby, suck, give me some head
Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead

Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh

You find yourself some tricker on Sunset and Vine
But since he pinned you, baby, you're a porcupine
He sold you illusions for a sack full of cheques
You've made a bad connection 'cause I just want your sex

Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is it all that you feel?
Suck, baby, suck, give me some head, woo
Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead

Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Oh yeah

Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is it all that you feel?
Suck, baby, suck, give me your head
Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead

Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh

Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Crack, baby, crack
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Smack, baby, smack
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Crack, baby, crack
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Smack, baby, smack
Ooh-oh, ooh-oh