Kind Strangers (A Redditor's Tale)
Got a brand new account
And I was scrolling through
But then I found
You slash you
From rows and tons spent on Mountain Dew
Then I look at my account
I got a gift from you
I got this reddit gold
And it's all shining through
I'm on top of the world
And ain't nobody knew
But who?
Who sent me this prize?
It was a girl man
Couldn't believe my eyes
I think I might be falling in love
I wanted gold but it's just not enough
I think I want a want a hand to hold
Cause this reddit membership is getting pretty old
I got I got that reddit gold
But my hands and my emotions
Are getting cold
I need I need a gamer bride
Or else I might lose my mind
I got the reddit riches
But none of the reddit bitches
I'm feeling empty but my pockets so heavy, yuh
Stand up, take my fedora off gently
Ask my queen if she may not repent me yuh
Now I can see this is why god sent me
To this hell on earth
Just to be with her
My queen redditor
I can't wait for the day till she calls for me
Her good reddit sir yuh
I can't believe she's a real redditor
She'll be my gamer bride
Of that I'm sure
But for now
We're just kind strangers
I got I got that reddit gold
But my hands and my emotions
Are getting cold
I need I need a gamer bride
Or else I might lose my mind
And I was scrolling through
But then I found
You slash you
From rows and tons spent on Mountain Dew
Then I look at my account
I got a gift from you
I got this reddit gold
And it's all shining through
I'm on top of the world
And ain't nobody knew
But who?
Who sent me this prize?
It was a girl man
Couldn't believe my eyes
I think I might be falling in love
I wanted gold but it's just not enough
I think I want a want a hand to hold
Cause this reddit membership is getting pretty old
I got I got that reddit gold
But my hands and my emotions
Are getting cold
I need I need a gamer bride
Or else I might lose my mind
I got the reddit riches
But none of the reddit bitches
I'm feeling empty but my pockets so heavy, yuh
Stand up, take my fedora off gently
Ask my queen if she may not repent me yuh
Now I can see this is why god sent me
To this hell on earth
Just to be with her
My queen redditor
I can't wait for the day till she calls for me
Her good reddit sir yuh
I can't believe she's a real redditor
She'll be my gamer bride
Of that I'm sure
But for now
We're just kind strangers
I got I got that reddit gold
But my hands and my emotions
Are getting cold
I need I need a gamer bride
Or else I might lose my mind
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