Too Fat for Rock and Roll
It used to be simple to rock up on the stage
I was young and nimble though I was husky for my age
When I take my shirt off the fans and groupies gag
'Cause it looks like oatmeal trapped inside a Ziploc bag
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll and the highway to Hell
But I'd rather sell my soul for a trip to Taco Bell
It's not a question now I'm too fat for rock and roll
I should probably just work on my health
And it's not easy living life out on the road
When you're bigger than the bus itself
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I've done Pilates in the hopes of slimming down
Yoga and Jazzercise but I still look like a cow
There's never room for people to come and see my shows
'Cause my belly by itself fills up the first 3 rows
My doctor says that I should probably slow down
And all the KFC's close down when I'm in town
Its not a question now I'm too fat to rock and roll
Keep getting winded when I sing
And all my guitar picks are trapped down in my folds
Along with several chicken wings
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
It's not a question now I'm too fat for rock and roll
Make Burger King give up his crown
And all my band mates say that I'm out of control
The stage would break if I fell down
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I was young and nimble though I was husky for my age
When I take my shirt off the fans and groupies gag
'Cause it looks like oatmeal trapped inside a Ziploc bag
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll and the highway to Hell
But I'd rather sell my soul for a trip to Taco Bell
It's not a question now I'm too fat for rock and roll
I should probably just work on my health
And it's not easy living life out on the road
When you're bigger than the bus itself
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I've done Pilates in the hopes of slimming down
Yoga and Jazzercise but I still look like a cow
There's never room for people to come and see my shows
'Cause my belly by itself fills up the first 3 rows
My doctor says that I should probably slow down
And all the KFC's close down when I'm in town
Its not a question now I'm too fat to rock and roll
Keep getting winded when I sing
And all my guitar picks are trapped down in my folds
Along with several chicken wings
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
It's not a question now I'm too fat for rock and roll
Make Burger King give up his crown
And all my band mates say that I'm out of control
The stage would break if I fell down
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
I'm too fat for rock and roll
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Writer(s): Ryan Collins, Joshua Ison
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