The White Wizard (Gandalf)
Started as a little kitty
Grew up to be a big wizard boopie
He's chasing hair ties
And catching butterflies
Laying on purses and shoes
He's always in the mood
Walking up in a smokey haze
Boop on the nose is his praise
Love nibble-nibbling on you
Shows you that his love is true
Sleeps all day and all night
Jumps when he caught a fright
Livin' a life as good as it can get
Gandalf all-white-meat Chicken McNugget
The white wizard hunts across the land
You critters better run, while you can
Watch out, mice
He won't think twice
To end your life
With claws like a knife
He will give a little nibble
That's if he really really likes you
He's olling in catnip
And gonna take a trip
This king takes up a queen bed
A fuzzy pillow for my head
Big ol' kitty needs some big ol' lovin
The floor shakes so you know he's comin
A treat would be delish
Then it's time for a cuddle and a squish
Rolling back and forth is how we play
Here on the ground is where he'll stay
Loving all the sights and sounds
A bundle of joy at 25 lbs
The white wizard hunts across the land
You critters better run, while you can
Watch out, mice
He won't think twice
To end your life
With claws like a knife
Grew up to be a big wizard boopie
He's chasing hair ties
And catching butterflies
Laying on purses and shoes
He's always in the mood
Walking up in a smokey haze
Boop on the nose is his praise
Love nibble-nibbling on you
Shows you that his love is true
Sleeps all day and all night
Jumps when he caught a fright
Livin' a life as good as it can get
Gandalf all-white-meat Chicken McNugget
The white wizard hunts across the land
You critters better run, while you can
Watch out, mice
He won't think twice
To end your life
With claws like a knife
He will give a little nibble
That's if he really really likes you
He's olling in catnip
And gonna take a trip
This king takes up a queen bed
A fuzzy pillow for my head
Big ol' kitty needs some big ol' lovin
The floor shakes so you know he's comin
A treat would be delish
Then it's time for a cuddle and a squish
Rolling back and forth is how we play
Here on the ground is where he'll stay
Loving all the sights and sounds
A bundle of joy at 25 lbs
The white wizard hunts across the land
You critters better run, while you can
Watch out, mice
He won't think twice
To end your life
With claws like a knife
Credits
Writer(s): Joseph Scarpellino
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- Funk About Jazz (Jazz)
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- Out of the Cold (Nugget)
- I Do It Every Time (Rooster)
- Take a Trip (Millie)
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