Birds Aren't Real (feat. Jaxon Hinds)

Does that bird look kinda funny to you?

I swear it's like watching me

Lately, I ain't been feeling right
There's was too many birds outside
And if you think I'm kidding
Tell me where are all the baby pigeons

My whole life's a lie
Shut the blinds pretend its fine
And if you think I'm tripping
Where oh where are all the baby pigeons

You and I, we've been talking flirting for a little while
And it's gotta the point the thought of you can make me smile
But I have this one concern and its hard to put to words
I really want to date you but you still believe in birds

How many times I gotta tell you they're surveillance drones
Sent by the government to come and spy in on your home
If you feel like you're being watched, well then you're not alone
These things collect your data faster than your brand new iPhone

Chances are if it can fly it actually spies
Chances are if it can swoop it actually snoops
But oh you want some proof, you don't believe the feathered truth?
You ever seen them on power lines? uh yeah all the time

They charging up their batteries! fly south back to factories!
One pooped on my car and now the government's been tracking me!
So really, you and me, it was never gonna work
How could i ever be with someone who believes in birds?

Lately, I ain't been feeling right
There's was too many birds outside
And if you think I'm kidding
Tell me where are all the baby pigeons

My whole life's a lie
Shut the blinds pretend its fine
And if you think I'm tripping
Where oh where are all the baby pigeons

Yall i gotta tell you I just met the illest shawty
She got diamond eyes a pretty laugh and a banging body
We like all the same things and she laughs at all my memes
And she's a bird truther too! She's just like me!

We both hate Twitter CIA and NBC
We both hate big bird off of sesame street
Valentine's day? not one dove in sight
Thanksgiving dinner? we had stake that night

Yanno wed go on double dates but then have to say why
The chicken parm is the government hiding in plain sight
Going to protests and marches, holding rallies together
Hanging up flags and flyers, disregarding the weather

Nothing stops the movement therefore nothing stops us
Our relationship isn't built on lust
I hope we never break up, that's just how I fell
And unlike all the birds, my love for you is real

Lately, I ain't been feeling right
There's was too many birds outside
And if you think I'm kidding
Tell me where are all the baby pigeons

My whole life's a lie
Shut the blinds pretend its fine
And if you think I'm tripping
Where oh where are all the baby pigeons

So the past few weeks the relationship's been rough
I haven't seen her or spoken and now I think were broken up
But it's all good because I know what's going on
I'm not being ghosted, shes an agent from the pentagon

Sent to spy on me and infiltrate my life
Stealing all my secrets probably giving bad advice
Never ask a woman her age her weight or height
And never ask mine about 1959

I shoulda seen it coming, she could never remember
That the national bird was a social engineering effort
Every time I bring up airplanes and poison gas
I ask her if she wants to add and she says that she'll pass

Maybe if i had more time she could've been converted
But who am I kidding, honestly I've just been hurting
I know you don't believe in birds, you're just like me
You're not a government agent, you just didn't really like me

Lately, I ain't been feeling right
There's was too many birds outside
And if you think I'm kidding
Tell me where are all the baby pigeons

My whole life's a lie
Shut the blinds pretend its fine
And if you think I'm tripping
Where oh where are all the baby pigeons