Daddy's Little Mistake

Call me Pablo bitch I'm not your real dad
Got so much money I'm acting like Mr. Krabs
Bitch was on her period fucker her in the ass
I swear I drink so much it brings up my past

I ate soggy noodles she said I got no class
Failed geometry twice I'm not really good at math
Part time warrior you could never tell
Changed my name to Michael Phelps

Didn't pay my taxes in my mail
She asked for money so she can do her nails
Got locked up I needed bail
Met Kanye West I'm never gonna fail

Read so much I need a bookshelf
The right person the wrong time
The right script the wrong line
The wrong poem the wrong rhyme

You didn't appreciate me from time to time
We could've stayed together and made it work
But instead you wanted to go out and fuckin' flirt
Didn't want my feelings threw em in the trash

Saw you the other day you was having a laugh
Still with the same old dude he a Chad
Fuck that nigga I hope you're glad
Glad with him and over me

I swear you were my girl but now I see
Bet you didn't know I got the keys
When we were together you were on your knees
Going back and forth we disagreed
Underneath the sheets

It was a dream
Dream come true
Out of the blue
You never even loved me so fuck you too

Actin' vulnerable that shit ain't cute, hiding secrets this ain't blues clues
Got a new girl and she ain't used
Loved your mom and dad we going to Santa Cruz
Stuck in my nose and I went "Achoo"

Ultimately ending cause of you
If we did a porno we'd get a lot of views
I know a scene where we could do it in a canoe
We can be the crew
We can be under review

Pussy like honey I'm Winnie the Pooh
Call me Johnny Sins cause we're going to Malibu

I don't understand why
You're a such a bitch
You piece of shit

I try to be
Everything you need
You fat big bitch

I don't know why you
Picked a Chad
Lemme tell you
Yeah fuck you too
But I'm not a rapper