All I Want For Hannukah

8 Nights of presents
8 Nights of presents
So I present you, my wishlist this year
I just want a man who
One, calls me back
Apparently that one's complicated, ghosting is an understated crime
Two, preferably doesn't lack emotional availability, three he must be into me and
Four, doesn't have a girlfriend, if you're in an open relationship, be open bout it
Five, restore my faith in men
I'm sick of this
Something's gotta change
Think its time to clear this bad taste

All I want for Hannukah's to be open to love
I'm tryna be more honest it's what i've been dreaming of
It's the wrong holiday for bitter herbs, so put the maror away
I wanna be a hopeful romantic for a change

Six - doesn't flee at the sound of the word commitment
His texting be intermittent then he pulls away
Seems to me like a whole lot of projecting
This wasn't my idea anyway
But why am I defending myself
Never identified as needy
Perhaps a Hannukah wish might help
Seven, I want it to be easy
Something's gotta change
Think it's time to clear this bad taste

All I want for Hannukah's to be open to love
I'm tryna be more honest it's what i've been dreaming of
It's the wrong holiday for bitter herbs, so put the maror away
I wanna be a hopeful romantic for a change

I don't wanna ask won't ask too much
And listen, it's not like I'm not in any rush
Oh Hannukah Harry, if you happen hear this spiel
For my 8th wish I just want some thing real

All I want for Hannukah's to be open to love
I'm tryna be more honest it's what i've been dreaming of
It's the wrong holiday for bitter herbs, so put the maror away
I wanna be a hopeful romantic, a hopeful romantic
A hopeful romantic for a change