Comfortably Stoned (Pink Floyd Parody)

Hello, hello, hello, are there any more snacks there?
Just giggle if you can hear me, are there any more scones
Come on now, I hear you're spacing out
Well I can ease your nausea, and maybe help your insomnia

Relax, I need to change my bong water first
Warm water soothes your throat, but ice makes it feel good

There is some back pain, but you're distracted
You've stared for half and hour at a sleeping cat
Now I'm so enamored at a paper clip
I bend it back and forth it's so amazing

When I was a kid, I had a math test
My brain froze, 'cos there was this girl
Now I've got that feeling once again
I'm so damn stupid, can't remember why I needed to go to the kitchen
I don't know where the remote control is
I have become comfortably stoned

Okey, just a little tok and smoke
There'll be no more "duh", but you'll feel a bit peckish
Can you listen?
There's also one more side effect, but I can't remember it
Or the next line of this verse

There's some back pain, but you're distracted
You've stared for half and hour at a sleeping cat
Now I'm so enamored at a paper clip
I bend it back and forth it's so amazing

When I was at the dentist, he gave me a Xanax
Some valium and an Ativan
I got out my mouth was numb
I try to put my finger in it now
But it feels weird, that tooth is gone

I have become comfortably stoned