The Dung Beetle (Coleoptera)

I am the Lord of Poo
Covered in goo
Soft, wet, smelly
Number two
I find excrement
A spicy condiment
Don't care for my meal?
We'll have an argument!
And I will hold it, mold it
Into a ball
Then I will roll it, roll it
Winner takes all!
Coprophagous
Scarab of Dung
If it makes you feel queasy
Just run along, just move it on!
The ancient Egyptians
Called me a God
For rolling the Day Star
That's not so odd
When I find some stool
It makes me drool
Why waste your waste?
Don't be such a fool
And I will hold it, mold it
Into a ball
Roll it, roll it
Winner takes all!
Coprophagous
Scarab of Dung
If it makes you uneasy
Just run along, just move it on!
(I find me some feces)
- I'll chop it to pieces!
(I step on manure)
- And I'll say "Bonjour!"
(I don't care for scat)
- I like it like that!
(I run from a turd)
- And I'll call it "Absurd!"
I am the Lord of Poo
Covered in goo
Soft, wet, smelly
Number two
I find excrement
A spicy condiment
Don't care for my meal?
We'll have an argument!
And I will hold it, mold it
Into a ball
I will roll it, roll it
Winner takes all!
Coprophagous
Scarab of Dung
If it makes you feel queasy
Just run along!
And I will hold it, mold it
Into a ball
I will roll it, roll it
Winner takes all!
Coprophagous
Scarab of Dung
If it makes you feel queasy
Just run along!
Roll it, roll it!
(Roll it, roll it) - Don't step on me!
(Roll it, roll it) - Don't step on me!
(Roll it, roll it) - Don't step on me!



Credits
Writer(s): Miguel Lugo
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