Rastafarian Santa

Jingle your balls, Jingle your balls
In my mouth today
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a monster cock this way, hey!

Hehe, you know
One December I took a trip to Jamaica and I saw this nigga in red
Hehe, and guess what?
His monster cock was a long as his dreads
And they was long
This song's for you
Let's go

He my rasta rasta
I put him on my roster ra-roster
'Da pussy be like slurp slurp slurp-slurp slurp slurp
Like he siftin' pasta pa-pasta

I'm his escort at the airport
He loosen up my ascot on his private yacht
So much Bloods here like bloodclot
But don't expect PDA you bombaclaat, uh uh!

Yeah yeah you know he gon beat it up up
Yeah he knows what's what he be givin' uppercuts
He calls me Mario when I jump on his goomba
Yeah he likes to do 'da bleachings but I don't gives no fucks

Gotta fake accent Chet Hanks, Yalla
Your cock please gimme gimme jimmy, Adja
Imma do a death drop on the dick like Aja
Leave him with that phantom limb like I'm Yola

He my Santa Santa
His cum taste like fanta fa-fanta
He smokin' up that purp purp purp-purp purp purp
Like he a monsta' mah-monster

He don't care where I go with his credit card
Neither to the casino or the beach bar
When he see the po-po round he be en garde
He be lookin' so hood but be avant-garde

Yeah, he bends the rules
He knows what he's doin'
He's a jewel thief
He is my nigga
He is not yours
Do not look at him
He is mine, bitch

Didn't you know
I'm his hoe
You gotta go
Bitch, you're no 'mo

(I'm his hoe)
You're no 'mo
(You gotta go)
You're no 'mo
(I'm his hoe)
You're no 'mo You're no 'mo
(You gotta go)
You're no 'mo You're no 'mo

Yeah yeah you know he gon beat it up up
Yeah he knows what's what he be givin' uppercuts
He calls me Mario when I jump on his goomba
Yeah he likes to do 'da bleachings but I don't gives no fucks

Gotta fake accent Chet Hanks, Yalla
Your cock please gimme gimme jimmy, Adja
Imma do a death drop on the dick like Aja
Leave him with that phantom limb like I'm Yola

Like I'm Yola
Like I'm Yola
Like I'm Yola
Like I'm like I'm Yola
Like I'm Yola
Like I'm Yola
Like I'm Yola
Like I'm like I'm Yola



Credits
Writer(s): Blight Dolezal
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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