Ballad Of An Angry Elf
I'm cold and overworked
Making toys for those little jerks
God damn, it never stops
I think I'll have me another peppermint schnapps
'Cuz
The days are long
And we gotta find a way to carry on
And I can't even remember
My last half decent December
Life is hell when you're a Christmas Elf
These reindeer don't know shit
They only work one night a year, that's it
Yet they get all the love and more
While I work the other three hundred sixty-four
The days are long
You know we gotta find a way to carry on
And I can't even remember
My last half decent December
Life is hell when you're a Christmas Elf
And I know I have a right to all things merry and bright
But that Big Man In Red has got into my head
And when his fat ass goes to town
I'll buy us all another round
And for one Silent Night
We can feel alright
'Cuz
The days are long
And we gotta find a way to carry on
And I can't even remember
My last half decent December
Life is hell when you're a Christmas Elf
Making toys for those little jerks
God damn, it never stops
I think I'll have me another peppermint schnapps
'Cuz
The days are long
And we gotta find a way to carry on
And I can't even remember
My last half decent December
Life is hell when you're a Christmas Elf
These reindeer don't know shit
They only work one night a year, that's it
Yet they get all the love and more
While I work the other three hundred sixty-four
The days are long
You know we gotta find a way to carry on
And I can't even remember
My last half decent December
Life is hell when you're a Christmas Elf
And I know I have a right to all things merry and bright
But that Big Man In Red has got into my head
And when his fat ass goes to town
I'll buy us all another round
And for one Silent Night
We can feel alright
'Cuz
The days are long
And we gotta find a way to carry on
And I can't even remember
My last half decent December
Life is hell when you're a Christmas Elf
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Writer(s): Trevor Daigle
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