I Wanna Get Canceled!

For years I've lived in Hollywood
Hoping to become a star
I go on auditions and feel real good
But they're like, dude, no one one knows who you are

They won't cast me unless I'm famous
But 'til they do, I'll still be nameless
I'll never make it in this town
But then I came up with a workaround

I wanna get canceled
Then everyone will know my name
I wanna get canceled
Say something bad and take all the blame

I can't get noticed for my talents
I might have better luck with malice
Canceled, it's my one-way ticket to fame
Whoa

I'll start by referring to hims as hers
And saying man never went to the moon
(It's a hoax)
Then I'll graduate to tweeting racial slurs
And masturbating when I'm on Zoom
(Ooh ooh Zoom goo)

It won't be long 'til folks take notice
I'm the worst since our last POTUS
They're gonna wanna get me banned
But they'll be playing right into my plans

'Cause I wanna get canceled
So the industry will know who I am
Sure, I'll be hated around the world
But I'll be verified on Instagram
(Blue check mark, yeah)

I'll say things that are cause for censure
And soon I'll be an influencer
Canceled, and Hollywood'll give a damn

But will they know that I don't mean these words
And I'm just trolling?
I promise I'm a good guy
Not a jerk or J.K. Rowling

Does stardom mean enough to throw my dignity away?
There's gotta be another way
I know the way

I'll just get a little bit canceled
I'll accidentally misgender a tadpole
Canceled (just a little)
Say something bad, but not bad enough to be an asshole

I'll apologize real quick
Then sign my contract with Netflix
When I'm canceled
I'll finally get cast in a role
Cast in a role