Murphys Law

Somethin's lost in the mail
Well, you bet, it's your check
That's Murphy's law
Why the person you wed
Becomes a pain in your neck?
That's Murphy's law
Why's that fast lane always slower?
Maybe the radio stations never play this song
'Cause everything that will go will go wrong
That's Murphy's
Murphy's law

When you're kissin' the prince
There's a frog in the prince
That's Murphy's law
Bread and jam fallin' down
Sticky side to the ground
That is Murphy's law
There's a heatwave in the forecast
So you better go and get your snowshoes on
'Cause everythin' that will go will go wrong
That is Murphy's
Murphy's law

Every time, you're near
All my senses keep losin' control
I just mumble, stumble, fumble
Like a shy, insecure five-year-old
Will I act like a clown
Or become your hero?
If I'd ask you today
You would probably say no, 'cause
We're under Murphy's law

You're all in with a flush
He will show a full house
That's Murphy's law
If you went on eBay
There's a sale the next day
That's Murphy's law
When he tries her sexy dress on
His poor girlfriend will suddenly be comin' home
'Cause everythin' that will go will go wrong
That is Murphy's
Murphy's law

Every time, you're near
All my senses keep losin' control
I just mumble, stumble, fumble
Like a shy, insecure five-year-old
Will I act like a clown
Or become your hero?
If I'd ask you today
You would probably say no, 'cause
We're under Murphy's law

Every time, you're near
All my senses keep losin' control
Every time that you're near
We're on a losin' street, my future folds
'Cause everythin' that will go will go wrong
And there's nothin' for you to be done
'Cause we're under Murphy's law