Mario Party

Step right up to the Mario Party
So don't be tardy cause we're about to get started
Pick a character, like basic Mario
Grab your Wii remote, roll your starting die and go
Step right up to the Mario Party
We're about to get lit so don't forget where you started
Grabbing coins all day, you might feel some pain
Should we choose Koopa Tycoon or go with the train

I think that one of each should suffice for us today
Finish all our turns it's time for a quick minigame
If it's a battle one we give up coins while fighting to the death
Trying to get more coins back, using every last breath
Shaking Wii remotes so hard, we be looking like we're
And then mom walks in, Don't worry this is just how you play
Step right up to the Mario Party
You better not be tardy cause we're about to get started
Pick a character, switch it up and go Luigi
You'll be here for a while so before this you should pee pee
Step right up to the Mario Party
We're about to get started so don't start acting
Grabbing stars all day and giving out that trash talk
Should we choose Koopa Tycoon or go with the boardwalk
I think what matters more is the amount of our turns
The most we've gotten to is 20, but there's a lot more to burn
Should we try the big 50? Who even knows that length
And I don't think my right arm has that much strength
But I would put up with it, cause of my love for the game
And I don't think I'd quit cause I ain't that lame
So just when you think that you've got the Mario Party title
Even with the bonus stars I'll beat you by a mile
So step right up to the Mario Party
Cause I'm passing the mic to WesT, and he's just getting started

Yo it's WesT on the track for the first time ever
I'm glad we could all be here just to play this game together
Luigi number 1, yall already know this is true
But when I lose all my coins man I feel rather blue
But no matter the trial and no matter the test
I keep on getting stars to destroy all these pests
They say I'm washed up and they say I'm done
Man when I hear those comments I just think of when I won
Won what? Oh, you don't remember? Let me remind you
Remember when pizu left at turn two of the game
Just to go play Madden man that crap was lame
But then I stepped up and took over for him
And when I got on a roll, boy your chances looked grim
Space after space and roll after roll
All that shaking, phew, man it really takes a toll
Hours and hours of games into the night
And when I missed that music space it gave me quite a fright
When it all came down to that final star
I prayed, prayed, prayed to the almighty Jah
And when the hat guy comes flying on in
You all sat there wishing what it could've been
I just lay there sipping on that peach tea
Can you guess who got the victory
WesT baby

Step right up to the Mario Party
So don't be tardy cause we're about to get started
Pick a character, like basic Mario
Grab your Wii remote, roll your starting die and go
Step right up to the Mario Party
We're about to get lit so don't forget where you started
Grabbing coins all day, you might feel some pain
Should we choose Koopa Tycoon or go with the train