Zat You Santa

There is a special time of year which is very revered
A man with a white beard that owns several dozen deer
With a giant filled sack that sees no ultimate end
An everlasting rabbit hole that is hard to comprehend
He predicts your wishes, spoils you with gifts and riches
Crossing national bridges which is to uplift your Christmas
Filled with magic and bells, while he travels back and forth
Derives from somewhere, far away up north
Every home experience is different and you can tell
This man makes no mistakes if you've been a good boy or girl
Every window or door is a possible entry
But with Santa Claus, he prefers to use the chimney
Step by step, with, his silent footsteps
You might be laying in bed, dreaming about red nose and his friends
All you wanna know, will this be your lifetime
Will you catch Santa Claus, during, your bedtime?

I think I hear something outside
Maybe it's him? Let me see
If I just get a sneak peek...
Zat You Santa?
Is Zat you Santa Claus?
Wait a minute
I hear something moving on the ceiling now
It's probably him, alright let me get close to the chimney
Maybe now...
Zat You Santa?
Is Zat you Santa Claus?

Christmas is coming, and it is time to be cunning
Set forth the special traps, make sure you're not rushing
You need to be smart, in fact, you need to tell apart
From the simple noise to the imaginary part
Be like Sherlock Holmes or Detective Gadget
Don't let Santa Claus know or he will use his magic
Put that sweet ginger cookie in the cookie jar
Pour some milk and chocolate, while you wait til morning dawn
Let your dear mother know and let your brother be known
If they ruin this trap, no presents will be at home
Crawl up to your bed after you've brushed your teeth
Erase the gingerbread evidence from your own bedsheet
Tell your family goodnight once your bed is clean
Set your alarm clock till midnight, keep your own eyes peeled
Once you hear the jingle sounds, you know what needs to be done
This time you're ready, for Santa Claus is coming to town

Hmmm okay now, where are you?
Wait what was that in the kitchen?
Is that who I think it is?
Zat You Santa?
Is Zat You Santa Claus?
Darn it, I missed him again!
Wait, is that crumbles?
I should follow it
It leads behind the Christmas tree, hehe I know you're there!!!
Zat You Santa?
Is Zat You Santa Claus?

Wait a minute
Is that you mama?
What?
You ate all my ginger cookies and drank my milk?
How could you?
I have been searching for him my whole life!
On every Christmas!
Wait a minute
So this means you are the one who puts the Christmas presents
Under the Christmas tree?
Not Santa?
Aaaaarrrggghhh my life has been a total lie!
Haha!
Great job mama!
It's about time he found out anyway!
Hehehe!
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!
Ho-Ho-Ho!
Merry Christmas!