C’mere, Santa!

Santa always comes to my house
He does leave me stuff, but I just wouldn't see him
Like c'mon!

I was gonna go to sleep tonight, but then I had my best idea
Santa will be here soon, it is only eight past noon
Every year he comes just to disappear
But maybe this time, I can change that
I'm gonna make a trap in my living room
With a cookie, maybe a broom
Santa won't even leave the room

I wanna see him before he's cleared
His big ole belly and long beard
I've been waiting for a year
Don't wanna sleep before he's here

Running, running around the tree
Waiting for him to come to me
Got a dozen cookies, a side of milk, yeah, it's so sweet

I made sure to bake his favorite kind
Hopefully, he won't even mind
I don't want him slipping away
'Cause he's been doing that all day

Santa is like a little mouse
I got a trap, and it's in my house
No telling which way will go next
So I'm gonna go and bug my ex

Santa, I know you're there
Santa, you got too much hair
Maybe I can help you shave
I won't take you to the grave

I'm just running around the tree
Waiting for him to come to me
I don't care if it takes all night
I'll stay here and put up a fight

(Ooh!)
Calling you Santa, eat a banana
I know a girl, yeah, calling her Hannah
I don't know if that's even her name
But it's alright

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Santa, I know you're out there
So please stop making me wait and whoa
I've been waiting for a year
Don't wanna sleep before he's here
Put on your Tiko merch everyone

Running, running around the tree
Waiting for him to come to me

Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah