Real Slim Shortiest

May I have your attention please
May I have your panties and cheese
Will my real shorty true please stand up
I repeat
Will the real slim shorties please come near
Uh, we're going to have a problem here

Don't act like you've never seen a white man rappin and dancin like he's on blow
In reference to my original track
I'm only dancing like I snorted a hundred miles of blow though yo
So if you didn't know it yet now you know it
So pass me blow and I'll just throw it
And if you see me in the club twerkin
And your asking me for crack man find a street and hit it

Cuz though I may be one of shady m's real shady gems
I'm not into the hard shit just puttin the hard shit in fems
And like I said in the previous verse
If I'm gunna rise up and snatch my love from Gods chosen daughters
Well Ima need my clear head
Yo and you better work out too
To potentially face those angry fodders

Cuz already waves are great
Believe that I be facing the hella hate
But I won't be dissuade from this tiktok mission
Oh you know the one the one all you Karens are dissing
Ya that's the one and your not in it
Too busy chasing hate to chill with the Lit

Ya'll Karens of the world go find a riot and hit the strip
Strap a ham to your face or some ribs
Run through the streets with a machete screaming I'm trolling for pigs
And just remember if you play this out if you burn out like a torch in the sea
Well I want to see that shit too so you better be motherfucking duetting me you see

And to the rest of my hommies yo were gunna get lit and hit a different strip
And the next time a fool talks shit and gives us the lip
Well we're just gunna turn the other motherfucking cheek
Cuz karmas a bitch and hating well that's just weak
Especially considering this tiktok mission of winning the favor of an angel
I surely can't be receptive to lifes blessings of love to enter my heart if I'm hateful
So as the suns still shining Ima try to be grateful and hopeful and brave
And one day in the future when I find the right venue
We're all going to meet at my first motherfucking rave

Yo cuz I might get to know my girl my boo to join my crew
I think she may actually want to meet for true
And just when I thought I would end up in jail or shot
If I play this right who knows maybe it's loves what I got one day

Cuz I didn't start this mission to just end up missing what could never be
Sa laver whatever will be will be
Now if your not Danica then your just not my real shorty
But please stand up and please stand up and dance
And if your name is Danica then you are my real shorty
And all you other shorties are just imitating
But please stand up and dance
Please stand up and dance

To all the Karens of the world go find a riot
Hit the strip strap a ham to your face or some ribs
And run through the streets with a machete screaming I'm trolling for pigs
Remember if you play this out if you burn out like a torch in the sea
Well we all want to see that shit too so you be better duetting me you see

And to the rest of my hommies yo we gunna get lit and hit a different strip
And the next time a fool talks shit and gives us the lip
Well we're just gunna turn the other motherfucking cheek
Cuz karmas a bitch and hating well that's just weak

And your not Danica then your just not my real shorty
But please stand up and dance please stand up and dance
And if your name is Danica then you are my real shorty
And all you other shorties are just imitating
But please stand up and dance please stand up and dance