Monday Night Raw

I just been eating asparagus
Itching my throat when I'm clearing it
She my lil Squidward
She blow on my clarinet
Said the drink makes her possessed
So I asked where the spirits at
She mentioned last night she was hearing shit
I said oh no bitch you serious
Dip out the house and good riddance
Pray Jesus ain't under the influence when he is steering it
This morning I scrambled some eggs
Sprinkled cinnamon, bit of my fear in it
That's how you conquer the shit
For all you lil bitches who said you was curious
Told mama I'm chasing my dreams
Forget bout degree
Oh boy was she furious
Now I treat beats like my cake
Stuff my face in the plate
And start eating n smearing it
Her sushi is raw
Her coochie is raw
I like it raw
Monday night
The cookie leaves fall
Bong is 7 foot tall
We light it up
Fahrenheit
Who do you call
When busters break laws
She wanna brawl
Tyson fight
I'm breaking her jaw
Ed Edd n Eddy
She's on the pill
Mike n Ike
Her head is on mental asylum
Put my kids in her mouth and next minute can't find em
She a lil sneaky bitch
Checked under her tongue
I don't know where the fuck she could hide em
She playing games
Why she so childish
She like to have me I spy em
I swam through her treacherous waters
And she screaming out ooouuuu baby Poseidon
Told you that I like it raw
The rubber guard blocking the feel like a lineman
She got a good head on her shoulders
She always completes and turns in her assignments
She need her back rearranged She know to hit up Dr. Tre for alignment
This girl put a end to your world
You couldn't even try convincing the Mayans

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I sound like old niggas taking shit while they reading the newspaper
Married to the money
Green Lantern the ring
And they call me the blue chaser
Take you to the bay n 6 feet where you lay
In the black hole they call you the Tomb Raider
I'mma take 5 like the Jackson 5
Baby got moves
Billie Jean she a moon skater
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Mrs. Puff in the whip blowing Indo
Exhaling good vibes with my kinfolk
I read her mind like a kindle
My dog mixing colors like brindle
We just been stacking our pringles
We just been cookin up singles
Supply and demand this shit simple
I told you she loved playing games
This bitch went and pulled out Nintendo
I told her the key to life is brain
Advised her to play the piano
And don't let none of these bum niggas hit
Just because a pair of Gucci sandals
Knockout rounds like we Rocky
After we finished smoke woods like we Rambo
I like her sundress with no panties
She like my gray Nike sweats on commando