Homer & Apu (Medley)

I think what my father's saying is
You're like a member of the family now
I feel that way, too. You see
Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to
Or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
Which I'd rather call my home

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
But now I've come to love your quirks

Maggie, with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophize
Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella
Sorry 'bout the salmonella

Heh-heh, that's okay

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Their floors are sticky-mart
They made Dad sick-e-mart
Let's hurl a brick-e-mart
The Kwik-E-Mart is real-
D'oh!

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Not me
(Forget the Kwik-E-Mart)
(Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart)
(Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?)
Not me!

Everything really wrapped up nicely
Hm, much quicker than usual
I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it
And we all found happiness, everyone of us
(sobbing)
Hey, what's that sound?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
I do

(spoken)
Hey, he's not happy at all
He lied to us through song
I hate when people do that



Credits
Writer(s): Danny Elfman, Alf Clausen
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