Don't Steal My Girlfriend

I can't take you anywhere
Everybody always turns around to stare
Cuz you're such a handsome fellow
And I can't compete with that
I can't take you anywhere!

Don't steal my girlfriend
Don't turn my heart on end
Don't make my lover run away
Cuz i love her more each day
Don't steal my girlfriend
True love it just began
I can't even look you in the eyes
Pick on someone your own size
Don't steal my girlfriend
Don't steal my girl!

Next to you I'm just a kid
Like Godzilla wrasslin with an invalid
You're seven feet charisma
And I can't compete with that
I can't take you anywhere!

Don't steal my girlfriend
Don't turn my heart on end
Don't make my lover run away
Cuz i love her more each day
Don't steal my girlfriend
True love it just began
I can't even look you in the eyes
Pick on someone your own size
Don't steal my girlfriend
Don't steal my girl!

There's plenty of fish out in the sea
But she's the only fish for me
Its a competitive world
I'm beggin you don't steal my girl!
Oh, no!

Don't steal my girlfriend...
Don't steal my girlfriend...
I can't take you anywhere...
I can't take you anywhere...

Don't steal my girlfriend
Don't turn my heart on end
Don't make my lover run away
Cuz i love her more each day
Don't steal my girlfriend
True love it just began
I can't even look you in the eyes
Pick on someone your own size
Don't steal my girlfriend
Don't steal my girl!

My inflatable lover ran off with a mannequin
And my guitar still thinks it's a tree



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher Miller
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