Tree Lot Man

'Tis the season
To share with all some glee
To my friends I gift what happy is to me
Well it sparkles
With purples, reds and green
You too can have some Christmas tree
But you gonna
Have to pay a small fee

I'm that Tree Lot Man, In my cart
I move more damn tree
Than Denmark
When you're feeling down, thinking now
What's the use
Don't you pander take a gander down
At this spruce
A prime source of clean energy
You'll be joyed
You, came to see me

I got the Frasier Fir
Douglas Fir
Colorado Blue
Not nearly done, the list goes on let me continue
Got that White Pine
A cedar line
Leyland Cypress too
You can get them frosted flocked
That's something that I do
Nordman, Eastern red, Serbian Spruce
Whatever gets you festive let me go and introduce
You too can have some Christmas tree
But you gonna
Have to pay a small fee

I'm that Tree Lot Man, In my cart
I move more damn tree
Than Denmark
When you're feeling down, thinking now
What's the use
Don't you pander take a gander down, at this spruce
A prime source of clean energy
You'll be joyed
You, came to see me

'Tis the season
When life gets too crazy
When everyone just starts to cause a scene
Stop and smile
If you're nice or you're naughty
Cuz you too can have some Christmas tree
But you gonna
Have to pay a small fee

I'm that Tree Lot Man, In my cart
I move more damn tree
Than Denmark
When you're feeling down, thinking now
What's the use
Don't you pander take a gander down, at this spruce
A prime source of clean energy
You'll be joyed
You, came to see me

I got the Frasier Fir
Douglas Fir
Colorado Blue
Not nearly done, the list goes on let me continue
Got that White Pine
A cedar line
Leyland Cypress too
You can get them frosted flocked
That's something that I do
Nordman, Eastern red, Serbian Spruce
Whatever gets you festive let me introduce
It's time, post in line, everything's in bloom
Anything that you may need
There's a tree for you