With Christmas I'll Be Drunk

Folks know me as a driven and serious school teacher
And that is not some kind of fairy tale
When it comes to following the rules I am a preacher
I always let common sense prevail

When the holidays are coming I can feel I'm losing grip
I start to tremble like a cocktail shaker
I'll set the hellhounds loose, yeah I wanna be so hip
Then you'll see the real KW Baker

With Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
I don't wanna hear no disco, country, blues or funk
With Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
And pogo round the fire pit while listening to street punk

When I ride my motorcyle, I feel free as a bird
Like one of my white high flying pigeons
On Wednesdays I row in a sloop till my shoulders hurt
But Oi! is my true number one religion

I like to run around on my new running shoes
And I walk the dog several times a day
And I'll tell you that in general I never touch the booze
Sobriety for me is the only way

But with Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
With my snap cap and Fred Perry shirt, I look like a hunk
With Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
And pogo in the moshpit with some other dirty skunks

I don't give a shit 'bout all those pushy women
Why can't they never ever let me be
They always invite me for a Christmas dinner
But I just wanna kick the Christmas tree

I ain't no Midnight Rambler, I reside in my backyard
And drink beer with my best mates Ed and Marcel
Just the three of us, man we're gonna have a party
Everybody else can go to hell

With Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
With my rolled up jeans and Dr.Martens, they say I'm a hunk
With Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
Me and my skinhead buddies only listen to street punk

With Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
I don't wanna hear no disco, country, blues or funk
With Christmas I'll be drunk, with Christmas I'll be drunk
And pogo round the fire pit while listening to street punk



Credits
Writer(s): Patrick Sante
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