Banjo Song

All right y'all this here is my banjo song
But I ain't got a banjo to play it on, but I always wanted a banjo
So here's my banjo song
Oh, bacon cheeseburgers french fries, don't you cry
You can have one too, Nazi and a Jew, World War II
Well that's a weird way to break the ice
But I know Asians that eat rice
And I got an Asian friend named Chue
He'll tell you stereotypes are true
Well that's the way the world is
So be careful what you teach your kids
Crosby Stills and Nash
And the late great Johnny Cash
They all get along while I play my banjo song
Oh this is my banjo song, but I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, but I ain't got a banjo to play it on
And if you're singing along, enjoy my banjo song
(Saltwater chatter)
Hard work on the farm never did no harm but I wasn't raised in a barn
I was in the shooting birds and FU was my favorite word
And if you want a hall pass
Just use that word in class (C'mon teacher quit doing me like this)
Teacher gonna put you in the hallway
Guess you ain't gonna learn today
Did you learn one lesson?
There is a such thing as a dumb question
You can't say I'm wrong, cause this is my banjo song
Oh this is my banjo song, but I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, and ain't got a banjo to play it on
And if you're singing along, enjoy my banjo song
I had a date this one night
And I told this girl to meet me at eight
But you know
Well quarter past eight doesn't make me late
When we're supposed to meet at eight
I told her seven was my favorite number
But she one up'd me and left me under
A vertical infinity sign
I should have one up'd her and picked nine
But now she's sitting alone while I play my banjo song
Oh this is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
And if you're singing along, enjoy my banjo song
Well most people don't know that the old banjo
Was created in Africa
It was created by the slaves music carried to the grave in America
Well history is a part of your past
It became popular fast in bluegrass
Well it's a tambourine with strings
Hand drum of dreams
Old but still played new
Well it was played by a few
Find the banjo in you
That's right
One more everybody
Well knock knock knocking on heavens door
Bob Dylan played this before
Some people raise their noses
And say it was written by Guns N' Roses
Well people open their mouth
Before they know what they're talking about
Well there's some ignorance you can't stop
It's always this way with the clock
There's some mountains you'll never top
Everest never had a clone
Nor did Bob Dylan's like a Rolling Stone
But this just is my friends
This just is
Oh this is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
This is my banjo song, and I ain't got a banjo to play it on
And if you're singing along
I hope enjoyed my banjo song
Yee Yee Yee Yee Yee
You got it going on, all right
Hey, play it one more time
That's what I'm talking about
Hey alright alright
Good job man
Yeehaw yeah
WOOO
You want a drink?
Yeah man, get me a gin and tonic
That what I'm talking about
Shut up
Hey, alright
Banjo song man, do it again
Banjo song
Where's your banjo at, you liar