Baby, It's Cold as Shit Out

(Dude, I don't - I don't wanna do this anymore)
(I'm tired of doing this song)
(Dude we literally like, just one more time)
(No! No!)
(Dude, it'd be so funny)
(Ok one more, one more. One more)
I really can't stay (Baby it's cold outside)
I've gotta go away (Baby it's cold outside)
This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
My mother will - uh
I messed that one up (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
My father will be, will - uh (Listen to the fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry (Beautiful, please don't hurry)
Maybe just a half a drink more (Put some records on while I pour)
It-it's rootbeer
My neighbors will, my - uh (Baby, it's bad out there)
Say, what's in this drink? Rootbeer (No cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this spell (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)
I ought to say no, no man (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
(What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
I really can't stay
Baby, it's cold outside
I simply must go (Baby, it's cold outside)
The answer is no (But baby, it's cold outside)
Your welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm (Look out the window at the storm)
My sister will be suspicious (Gosh your lips look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door (Waves upon a tropical shore)
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (Gosh your lips are delicious)
But maybe just a cigarette more (Never such a blizzard before)
I gotta get home (Baby, you'd freeze out there)
Say, lend me a comb (It's up to your knees out there)
You've really been grand (I thrill when you touch my hand)
But don't you see (How can you do this thing to me?)
There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied (If you got pneumonia and died)
I really can't stay
Baby, it's cold
Baby, it's cold outside