Christmas Morning

My friends stayed up by my side
Rolled me over so I wouldn't die

We watched The Grinch and Christmas episodes of Frasier
I went kind of hard, threw it down with no chaser

It's 7 am, the Ubers outside
You guys take off, I'll be alright

They had a good time, tell me please don't feel bad
Was a hell of a party! Maybe the best you've ever had

I say farewell to Lenny, to Jake and the boys
Apologies to my neighbor, hope we didn't make too much noise

I look around my place, there's piss on the couch
Some guy passed out in the kitchen, I think I'm bleeding from the mouth

When oh to my wandering eye should appear
It's my friend Mark, he forgot his coat

See ya later Mark

2, 3, 4

It's Christmas time, there's booze on the shelf
Threw up so hard, I think I pissed myself

Was lost in the woods, snow in my eyes
Pour me a drink it's fucking freezing outside

Clean up the trash, mop up the mess
What's that on the carpet? I'm too scared guess

Just me and my friends, we'll party all night
Don't wanna quit drinking but I think might

You feel it too? It's fucking Christmas cheer
Passed out on the couch, maybe I'll see you next year

Sobering up, I think I'm in the clear
Passed out on my couch, maybe I'll see you next year



Credits
Writer(s): Daniel Truax
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link