Sussin' Thru The Snow

(Twas the night before Christmas
The five imposters were sus
They went to visit their family
To go play among us)

Pull up with whip at paren'ts castle
The boys are back and you know that we dabble
Getting drunk on eggnog and whiskey
And you know we get frisky

Racks smell like mint
As pepper fills the air
My Nana getting busy
Goddamn she lookin fair (What the fuck?)

I went to the basement
Tryna' complete a chore list
I heard a noise and turned around
On the wall my cousin pissed

I walked over to punch him
The light was really dim
I tried to stop him by saying there's pie
But then he aimed right at my eye

It be Christmas in the crib
I be fuckin' your bitch
I'm rapping these bars and getting these hoes
I caught em all while shopping at Lowe's

We're all gathered in the house
They finally found me these hoes all around me
They're all up in my bed
Cringe L + Ratio I didn't ask

Christmas Bitch
Suspicious Bitch
Delicious Bitch
Seditious Bitch

I got all these hoes
Performing at all these shows (yuh)
MC Importers pull up at the crib
You know who we are (yuh)

Spitting all these bars
Hop into my foreign car

Imposters we'll vent through snow
Up through medbay we will go

(Red is Sus)

Sussin' Sussin' Sussin' through the snow
Sussin' Sussin' Sussin' through the snow

(And We're)

Sussin through the snow
Sussin through the snow
Reported a body in control room
My body is ready I'm a bout to coom

Opening up presents on christmas day
Gifts and bags spread out in an array
Hoping for an xbox or maybe a waifu
Zero Two lookin bad, Chizuru, Rem who?

Find the tree undecorated
This season is overrated
The music videos are dated
Kissing guys like the prophecy fated

(uh)

'Cause Christmas if the day
that the world calms down
We get carried away

(Why am I British?)

Walkin' through this snow
I don't even know
Waking up Christmas Day
I don't feel the same

But together we have purpose
Sittin by the furnace
Telling jokes, singing songs
hate repurposed

Santa comes down the chimney
Hit em one two one two
Coming with the blickey

*Sax Solo

(This is a Certified MC Imposters Classic)

*Megalovania

*Applause and another strained attempt at Megalovania

The doorbell rang on Christmas
Our family was drinking tea
A man dressed as Santa walked in
And his name was Cosby

We didn't know who he was
But he looked like he had hella clout
He gave us all free drinks
And then we all passed out

Chillin' around the tree with the boys
You already know I'm decoratin'
Kissing men is gay but this is an occasion
Kissing the boys till you're suffocatin'

Stuff the stockings to the fullest
Fill it to the brim with bands
And if she ever gets greedy
Give her the backhand

Imposters we'll vent through snow
Up through medbay we will go

(Red is Sus)

Sussin' Sussin' Sussin' through the snow
Sussin' Sussin' Sussin' through the snow

(And We're)

Sussin' Sussin' Sussin' through the snow
Sussin' Sussin' Sussin' through the snow
Reported a body in control room
My body is ready I'm a bout to coom