Christmas Capitalism

It's the holidays
We've come along way
People shopping, children hopping
Caught up in the craze

Buy your friends a gift
One for your parents
Maybe something for the mailman
Some chocolates

And your Aunt Barb
And all your distant cousins
Gotta send them a couple gifts
Maybe some muffins

And your Uncle Todd
And all your other cousins
Wrap up a box of donuts
A bakers dozen

Can't forget about the dog
Better buy him a bone
Could your mom use a new
Pillow for the home

What about your dad
He would prolly like a drone
And if you made more money
Your sister would want a phone

And you can't afford any of this shit
But you gotta buy it or you're a hypocrite
If you don't get the right toy your son will throw a fit
And that's ridiculous

Christmas is commercialism that's for sure
Christmas isn't Christmas anymore
Keep on buying into capitalism, you whore
Shop at all the stores, pop into Michael Kors

Consumer habits are starving our damn society
Corporate greed is causing us all anxiety
All these companies losing their notoriety
Too much variety, Christmas nimiety

You gotta shop more
Still need a couple things
Get your girlfriend
A necklace and a ring

You better buy it
She'll want those water wings
So buy your girlfriend
Some of those water wings

And your side chick
And your wife and kids
Better make sure you
Give them all the right gifts

You don't want them to find out
About each other

Can't forget about your cat
Better buy her a mouse
Just to watch her chase it over
All around the house

And what about a trip to
Hawaii for your spouse
Oh no, You gave it to your side chick
What will you do now?

And you can't afford any of this shit
But you gotta buy it or you're a hypocrite
If you don't get the right toy your son will throw a fit
And that's ridiculous

Christmas is commercialism that's for sure
Christmas isn't Christmas anymore
Keep on buying into capitalism, you whore
Shop at all the stores, pop into Michael Kors

Consumer habits are starving our damn society
Corporate greed is causing us all anxiety
All these companies losing their notoriety
Too much variety, Christmas nimiety