I'm Gonna Send a Smoked Salmon to Moncton

We've got the maritime to be silly
I'll give you just the Hali-facts
There's a brook over in the corner
And we can smile wide if the summer's on our side

I want to stomp like Tommy Connors
I heard that Frederic weighs a ton
Let's bake up Charlotte's own potatoes
Delicious for the he's, and for the Miramichi's

I'm gonna send a smoked salmon to Moncton
Give it to John
To give it to Tom
I'm gonna send a smoked salmon to Moncton
Give it to John, to give it to Tom, to give it to Ron

Do you want to join my Confederation?
To reach me dial 902
We'll float down a river full of chocolate
If you don't believe that, it's just a Petitcodiac

I'm gonna send a smoked salmon to Moncton
Give it to Ann
To give it to Fran
I'm gonna send a smoked salmon to Moncton
Give it to Ann, to give it to Fran, to give it to Stan

Yes come on in there
What's goin' on?
How's she goin?
I tell ya what?
I saw yas down there in the back forty and I seen 'em
'magine
Havin a scoff she was
And I says yes b'y
I'll be talking to ya
And remember kids
Smoking is bad
Unless it's smoked salmon
Of course

I'm gonna send a smoked Salmon to Moncton
Give it to Gene
To give it to Dean
I'm gonna send a smoked Salmon to Moncton
Give it to Charlene
To give to Christine
To give to Colleen
To give to Eileen
To give to Eugene
To give to Francine
To give to Irene
To give to Janine
To give to Kathleen
To give to Maureen
To give to Maxine
To give to Nadine
To give to Pauline
To give to Dan