Tequila Blues

In Southern California I got a taste for blood
Like Warren and salty margaritas, man, "I'm gonna drink 'em up"
It's the perfect little drink when you wanna get drunk quick
Or when you're on siesta tired of all the shit
And if you don't believe man you can walk right out that door
People love their drugs and pills but I love tequila more

Bros like their Jager-Bombs, Hipsters dig craft brew
The girls in my day had Zima with a Jolly Rancher chew
In the woods we drank warm beers man it made us sick
But when I found tequila I knew it was the shit
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor!
You know the story's true I've chashed that worm before

Way down south in central Mexico
Is a reqion called Tequila that everybody knows
That sweet agave dew is the nectar of the Gods
And it always has me chasin' all those latinas' bods
Dirty Margarita, you know she's always true
But when that bottle's empty I get Tequila blues

It's in a Bloody Maria and a Black Widow
Margarita, Tequila Sunrise which you should know
You can't beat a Spiced Old Fashion, Sangrita, or El Diablo
If you stuck on the wagon man, I'm sorry you can't go
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor!
You know the story's true I've chashed that worm before

Way down south in central Mexico
Is a reqion called Tequila that everybody knows
That sweet agave dew is the nectar of the Gods
And it always has me chasin' all those latinas' bods
Dirty Margarita, you know she's always true
But when that bottle's empty I get Tequila blues, c'mon!

Oh one tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor!

Well I've never been arrested but I have been shown the door
And I've woken up in compromisin' positions before
But you know I'll never leave her 'cause she's always so true
And if the world abandons me I'll always have you
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor!
You know the story's true I've chashed that worm before



Credits
Writer(s): Chris Manzelli
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