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I thought I was in love
I thought that was enough
Til you got an OnlyFans account

But I know times are tough
And I think five bucks a month
Is too small of an amount

Because I would pay six, maybe six-fifty
Cause I think you're really really really really nifty
And you know that I want to get schwifty... with you

This isn't an option I'd like you to resort to
But I would do anything to support you
And that means that I probably won't report you for nudity

I thought you were my girl
Coulda made you my world
But then you made an OnlyFans account

And I thought hey what the heck
I just wanna respect you
And that's the reason I found out

Exactly what apartment that you sleep in
Cause you know that I'm gonna be your guardian
You won't see me cause I'll silently be watching you from your cam show
And that's how I know

Exactly the layout of your whole bedroom
I'll protect you in case anyone tried to break in
With my limited edition lightsaber and my samurai sword
Oh lord!

Girl you're looking so fierce
And your nipples are pierced
Tell me did you pierce them just for me?

Why would I pay to see tits?
When I saw the shape of your nips
Poking through your shirt on Instagram for free

But you know I'm gonna give you a free pass
Since you brought enough to share with the whole class
I just wanna lick the salty sweat from your ass like a margarita glass

And you know that I was completely kidding
When I said I wouldn't pay to see your tiddies
If it makes you notice me, I'll even pay extra just to see your feet

Yeah lemme see your feet
Lemme see your feet
I wanna beat my meat
To pictures of your feet
I'll pay to see your feet