You've Got No Life Skills, Baby!

I'm not as useless
As you think I am
I think you caught me
At the perfect wrong time

She's using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
'Cause you dug yourself into a hole

I'll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go
But you claim

You've got no life skills, baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don't want one more

She said, "I might have been your lover
But I ain't gonna be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door
Now, let that be the end"

I can accomplish things
You'd never dream
I possess life skills
That you've never seen

She's using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
'Cause you dug yourself into a hole

I'll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go
But you claim

You've got no life skills, baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don't want one more

She said, "I might have been your lover
But I ain't gonna be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door

You're just a man child stupid
And my friends say you're useless
Let's have sex, so this don't end in war"

She said, "I might have been your lover
But I ain't gonna be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door"

On a much more serious note
I never told you
I'm a lean mean cleaning machine
I'll even do your vacuum cleaning
But your ironing, that ain't for me
That ain't for me

You've got no life skills, baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don't want one more

She said, "I might have been your lover
But I ain't gonna be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door

You're just a man child stupid
And my friends say you're useless
Let's have sex so this don't end in war"

She said, "I might have been your lover
But I ain't gonna be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door
Now, let that be the end"

Now, let that be the end
Now, let that be the end