Dwarf Shortage

A lack of height
It's not a crime
If They're the dollar
We're the dime

A lack of faith
In human kind
It's never easy
To be left behind

Where have all the midgets gone?
(I cannot see them, I cannot see them!)
I used to see them all the time
What's with dwarf shortage?
(I don't fuckin' know)
A cut down, compressed paradime
(They are so SMALL!)

Magic powers
But no Magic Johnson
Vertically challenged
Horizontally outrun

Three feet tall
But ten miles high
But now all dwarves
Seem to have died

Where have all the midgets gone?
(I cannot see them, I cannot see them!)
I used to see them all the time
What's with dwarf shortage?
(I don't fuckin' know)
A teeny-tiny paradime
(Why are they so SMALL!?!)



Credits
Writer(s): Bælle Bællesen
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