Enter the Introvert

I really hate going out why do I have to do this?
Well you wanted to be a rapper right?
I do I do I mean like I have these visions
And but just get it's hard to get out and deal with people?
Well if it's hard to get out?
You ever try letting them in?

Hi guys I'm an introvert
It's my 3rd day out here like I'm Lil Uzi Vert
Acapulco Gold got me high like Captain Kirk
So shawty can we get undressing and uno skip the flirt
Damn Analogical she thinks that you're a jerk
I'm promise that I'm not just forcing conversations hurt
At the last supper sitting down mind swerving
Church mouse nothing personal I'm observing
So effortless how I watch them interact
Let me take a couple takes and director enter act
Take one cotton mouth I don't know what to do
Take two eyes on me I'm so bad with social cues

Take three you know what let me try some comedy
Just to break my awkward silence set the tables's melody
So the waiter finally makes his way over and leans his shoulder
Says good evening Analogical would you like to place your order
Knock Knock who's there
Man I don't fucking know
The KGB and then I slapped him like that fucking Office show
Should've held onto that thought just like a hoarder
Cause ask me what's at stake
I don't know maybe a loogie on my porter
Now my heart is on Daytona not a racist but it's racing
And that chick that sits adjacent keeps on staring losing patience
Palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy

There's vomit on his jacket already surprised confetti
He's nervous, on the surface he looks ready to die no biggie
I read the table faked the funk pure will get Jiggy
Someone come and save me like Uber I need a Lyft
Cause I hate here I hate here sounding like Jaden Smith
Anti social want to coach you like I always got your back
And just like that all the table was gone like a Thanos snap.
Now the pressure want to talk he such hater he loves my fears
And depression hit like Tyson he talking in holy ear
I'm gods work mental fortitude residing maybe hiding
But greatness called and reminded that my work is so enlightening

Good tidings aura arena duke energy not the lighting
Have to impeach the fucking haters and wave tell them good bye then
Good Biden
On a mic I build suspense I'm so fly that I look ahead
Wait Mike Pence Fly did you hear what I said?
Glide like a hockey puck
Ice on like a mighty duck
Instrumentals the Midas touch
Wake up Coop what the fuck
Hi guys I'm an introvert
It's my 3rd day out here like I'm Lil Uzi Vert

Sir do you need more time to look over the menu
Actually you know what, let me just go ahead and get the porter house
Fabulous choice sir
Hi guys I'm an introvert
It's my 3rd day out here like I'm Lil Uzi Vert