Fatso

When push comes shovin'
And hands come marchin'
It's time to roll up both your sleeves
No time for puddin'
Don't pay the bill, man
Just tip 'er twice before you leave

Let them march the meatheads
Drive the big machines
I'll take the favored one-night stands
To sweeten up my dreams
Two-week vacations
No place to go
The sun is on my back, so
Fuck 'em all, let's go

I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana
I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right

Bills to the left
Money to the right
Girls to the left
Baggage to the right

Smart phone Sally's stupid
Textin' outta control
Fatso's got Viagra
And Peruvian gold
No time to waste
Eight hours to go
Until I'm at my death, so
Let the good times roll

It's a good-girl, bad-boy, upside-down world
It's a bad-girl, upside-down-world-dad girl
It's a good-girl, bad-boy, upside-down world

I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana
I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right
I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana
I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right

Money to the left
Cops to the right
Girls to the left
A little magic on the right
Girls to the left
Daddies to the right
Levies on the left
Cookies on the right

It's a good-world, bad-girl, upside-down world
It's a good-world, bad-world, upside-down girl

Everybody's laughin' 'cause they don't want to drown in the tears
of joy