A BBC Christmas Carol

Dashing through the snow
Icy diamond glow
BBCs were about to blow
Mrs. Claus is a hoe
Cum make that white ass snow
BBC like dildo
Fuck a Christmas photo
Santa is a no show
Happy new year
BBCs filled with jeer
Snow like a cum smear
Fuck her in the rear
Throw it in first gear
Swerving in the reindeer
Climb like a mountaineer
We going to the stratosphere
We gon have an icy Christmas
I shoot straight through you I call it isthmus
Freezing diamonds yeah I caught a sickness
Now shut up suck my dick and eat a biscuit

Cowboy Steezy on the beat
Like what I do to my meat
Santa has hot feet
Life's a whole fuckin yeet
Steezy up in the cut
Mrs clause a slut
Elf's busting nuts
Fuck her in the butt
Merry Christmas you filthy animal
We eating you up like it's some Danimals
Feelin like a cannibal callin me Hannibal
Song so fire that it's fucking flammable
Sweeping Santa up under the rug
You know that we be smoking fat nugs
Shoot Rudolph in the face with the slug
Pouring lean in my Christmas mug

Yeah I just skull fucked frosty
Yeah and her bush be mossy
And my rhymes are fucking saucy
Damn right I'm a fuckin neo Nazi

Happy Holidays from Saint Nicholas
Yung Giraffe is a great lyricist
Always red faced like I'm P Nicholas
You know that I stroke my kawaii dickolas

I wanna lick Keller's twomp sack
Then flip him all around and hit it from the back
You all know I don't give a flying fack
Now come here and ima lick your sack

Yuh aye you know I lick his sack
What aye I eat it up like a snack
When I get it I ain't never coming back
And ima take my bitch to my rape shack
You know she ride me like her name is Dasher
And I get so much cake it's like I am a pastor
White around her face got her looking like Casper
When I put her in her place mooing in a pasture
Cause I don't kick it just like rocky
On my own page origami
Yeah your bitch say that I'm cocky
Now Ms. Clauses wanna top me
And my cock be super floppy
When I fly you can not stop me
In a sleigh I'm catching bodies
Not a case it's in the lobby



Credits
Writer(s): Cameron Legere
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