The Ballad of Red Flag Randy

His name was Randy
And he got too hands-y
In the back of a taxi
On the way to a meeting
He was a sex pest
(He was a sex pest)
Sending unwanted texts
(Sending unwanted texts)
He had no respect
(He had no respect)
For her family

Oh Randy
Red flag Randy
What have you done
You absolute scumbag
Oh Randy
Red flag Randy
What have you done to her
What will she become

He was a user
(He was)
He was an abuser
(Yes he was)
And clearly a loser
(Yes he was)
And it messed up his kids
He was a liar
(Of course)
A fighter and a biter
(Of course)
In the throws of desire
(Intercourse)
With a tiny dick

Oh Randy
Red flag Randy
What have you done
You absolute scumbag
Oh Randy
Red flag Randy
What have you done to her
What will she become

That's him sneaking in the HR office
Combing through the files
Looking for new hires
To harass
That's him in the street with a stupid fucking grin
Plastered on his chin
Talking some bullshit
That's him in the back of the taxi
That's his hand on her leg
That's him inside her head
That's him inside her head
That's him inside her head
That's him inside her head
That's him inside her head
That's him inside
Her



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