Captain Muddy Nasty Hands

Captain muddy nasty hands
Captain muddy nasty hands
Captain muddy nasty hands
Captain muddy nasty hands

Captain muddy nasty hands
He's greatest fucking man
This world will ever see
Just take it from me
Captain muddy nasty hands
He's so brutal and evil
He eats toaster strudels
Like he eats your b-hole

You won't believe the things he can do
He'll fuck your bitch and he knows kung-fu
Yeah you won't believe the places he's went
The god of metal, the king of djent

He eats breakdowns for his breakfast
Djenty pizza is his favorite food
Pop-punk chicken is his second favorite food
On a mission to always look really cool

Hands so muddy, beard so scruffy
He's tired of your shit, he's had enough-y
Lips so crusty, dick so musty
But his lady's so hot
Makes your girlfriend look disgusting

And here he comes
The man of the hour
Ladies and djents
I present to you

Captain muddy nasty hands
Captain muddy nasty hands
Captain muddy nasty hands
He is the greatest man
Captain muddy nasty hands
Captain muddy nasty hands
Captain muddy nasty hands
Here he comes
I am

Captain um
Captain um money hands
Captain manly nasty hand
Spacly canly master hey
Found another master hand
Have a mother lonely

I am destruction
I am the end of all
Once I was a captain
Now I am the general
He is destruction
He is the end of all
Once he was a captain
Now he's the general
Rage



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Writer(s): Matthew Farmer
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