Nice Guy

He thought he was
Part of the cavalry
He was tall and thin
And thought all the girls wanted him

He didn't care if they weren't single
He just wanted to make it simple
He told all his friends online
That he led such a charming life

He thought he deserved to get it his way
But he never even made it to first base!

What a nice guy!
What a nice guy!
He thought he was the perfect dude
But couldn't make it work for two

What a nice guy!
What a nice guy!
He thought he was sweet like whipped cream
But that was just a dream

He was always shouting
Something obscene
Pretending that he was
Aw, the king of Halloween

You could always find him bragging
About his genes
But we knew that boy was lying
Cuz he was barely a teen

He thought he deserved to get it his way
But he never even made it to first base!

What a nice guy!
What a nice guy!
He thought he was the perfect dude
But couldn't make it work for two

What a nice guy!
What a nice guy!
He thought he was sweet like whipped cream
But that was just a dream

And by the way I could tell where this was headin'
I almost punched this guy at Screamaggedon!

What a nice guy!
What a nice guy!
He thought he was the perfect dude, come on!
But couldn't make it work for two

What a nice guy!
What a nice guy!
He thought he was sweet like whipped cream
But that was just a dream



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Writer(s): Theo Fetter
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