My Portland Song

Portland, Oregon - where drugs are legal
The land with the fewest churches and the most strip clubs
It's hell on Earth

"Logy on the beat so it's a banger"

The last few years people around the world have been talking a mess about my city
They say we're living in anarchy
And I say to them: "So what? We like it here"

We party hard in the backyard
Everyone in my city is a weirdo
We're used to rain on the boulevard
The Rose City can be cold like Subzero
Since Picard I've been acting hard
Little Beirut keep it gangster like De Niro
In these streets when they pull your card
You better have that Rip City Hero

I was in the foyer doing yay with my lawyer
These holice think I'd snitch on the employer
You boners, I'm focused - I'm standing tall like Sabonis
What's the prognosis? I was sick as fuck before Corona
I spit that real shit that cystic fibrosis
My greatness has nothing to do with whether you've noticed
I'm Portland's best rapper but as a poet I'm bogus
Just trying to keep these streets hot like Arizona
Put down that bazooka you big palooka
I went from huffin' and puffin' Salvatrucha will shoot 'cha
To laying low in a hammock, chilling, drinking kombucha
Thankful to be alive hallelujah
Allahu Akbar and stay blazing on that buddha
I'll do that gesture of the cross
I don't seek forgiveness for those I preyed upon
Instead I pray to be the white boy with the sauce that Grey Poupon
I want to go for it - real long - like Randy Moss

We party hard in the backyard
Everyone in my city is a weirdo
We're used to rain on the boulevard
The Rose City can be cold like Subzero
Since Picard I've been acting hard
Little Beirut keep it gangster like De Niro
In these streets when they pull your card
You better have that Rip City Hero

Chest hair Greek Freak but the car is Italian
The one with the stallion on the medallion
I grew up a ramen eating rapscallion
Now I am rapping eating scallops and scallions
Slang banana like the Tally Man
Your companion says I am valiant
Find me sipping Amaretto with Omarosa
When I was a kid I had a poster of the Testarossa
Whip a Tesla, snort cola, toast to the City Of Roses
Money over bitches till my body decomposes
2 Car garage 2 girl ménage
Flex like I'm wearing camouflage in a 80s action montage
Bitch says she doesn't like socialism
But still uses my Netflix password
Best city on the West Coast
I've been live on I5 from Tijuana up to Gas Works

We party hard in the backyard
Everyone in my city is a weirdo
We're used to rain on the boulevard
The Rose City can be cold like Subzero
Since Picard I've been acting hard
Little Beirut keep it gangster like De Niro
In these streets when they pull your card
You better have that Rip City Hero

Yeah
VIP in the RIP
503 you know we smoke trees
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