Karaoke Champion of Wales

When I was a young boy
All I wanted to be
Was a singer on a stage with you staring back at me

And I had many of big dreams
Yes I, tried to push them all
But all I ended up being was the
Karaoke Champion of Wales

I had been in bands on the music scene
Pushing for great success
But each corner that I came to
Dropped me back down with the rest
Singing felt like my life
I was sure I'd get my break
But instead I got gigs in pubs drinking Guinness with my mates

And I had many of big dreams
Yes I, tried to push them all
But all I ended up being was the
Karaoke Champion of Wales

I joined a band called Jukebox
We did moderately well
I played across the country from Cardiff to Holyhead
I had lots of fans all over
From far and wide they came
But all they seen was a big fat bloke
Who put himself to shame

And I had many of big dreams
Yes I, tried to push them all
But all I ended up being was the
Karaoke Champion of Wales
Of Wales
But all I ended up being was the Karaoke Champion of Wales

Karaoke, Karaoke, Karaoke Champion
Karaoke, Karaoke, Karaoke Champion
Karaoke, Karaoke, Karaoke Champion
Karaoke, Karaoke, Karaoke Champion of Wales

And I had many of big dreams
Yes I, tried to push them all
But all I ended up being was the
Karaoke Champion of Wales

Of Wales

But all I ended up being was
The Karaoke Champion of Wales