At My Expense

She's so ridiculous
With all of her requests
They're crazy

But she's so pretty
She's got control of me
My mind is hazy

Ain't nothing I can do
No Scooby-Doo
To solve this mystery

I'm in a mental state
A mental place
And this is me, oh yeah

And she knows just what to say
Controlling me with a spread of her legs

She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense
She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense, oh yeah

She wakes up in the morning
And without warning
She pushes me out of bed

At dinnertime, she smiles and starts
Talking in rhyme
Until I've got a pounding in my head

And she knows just what to say
Controlling me with a spread of her legs

She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense
She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense

No matter what she does
I fall for it every time
Some say I'm stupid in love
I can't say they're not right
I'm gonna tell you a secret
Please don't let it out
Everything she does to me, I allow

She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense
She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense

She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense
She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense

She doesn't physically abuse me
She doesn't say "Do the Watusi"
She just wants to have a little fun at my expense
At my expense