Brainstorm
Y-yeah my brain is on fire, and its thinking really quick
I be solving all these math equations while she sucking on my dick
If you don't think I'm smart then ill allow you to test me
Your brain is a size smaller than my left knee
Address me, tell me I'm dumb
When your IQ is not much higher than one
My brain has superpowers and can shoot lasers out of its neurons
It can shoot you much faster than you with your machine arms
My IQ is 1689
With a number that high you could probably say im divine
If I was on a scale from dumb to genius
I would probably be in the back letting you suck on my penis
You don't want to be messing with my brain
My IQ alone would make you go insane
Im like that batman, but instead I'm just that man
Take one look at my brain
And you scatter like pac man
So, where you at man?
Im just asking what happened?
Ok back with a new brain, now I'm thinking much quicker
Just joined soccer, I'm the new best kicker
I just got 110 in the class, I passed
Now I'm in the back smoking gas off the glass
New brain means new name so they call me Luca
Stop asking questions and just suck on my bazooka
My new brain means new powers
I can make it rain like April showers
My new IQ is bigger than you can even fathom
I can speak every language including latin
If you try to have a thinking contest with me
Me being in the same room would make you mentally unstable
I, in fact know every single times table
I'm the smartest man ever
My teachers know better than to just call me clever
I was raised in a lab
To become a smart crab
But then something happened
That it wasn't that bad
They created me
A human with the intelligence of three
I broke out and I had to move to Tennessee
I then found a nice loving family that took me in
But when I walked in they started to grin
I turned around and laser brained them
I set off by myself for the rest of my life
I still haven't found a wife
I be solving all these math equations while she sucking on my dick
If you don't think I'm smart then ill allow you to test me
Your brain is a size smaller than my left knee
Address me, tell me I'm dumb
When your IQ is not much higher than one
My brain has superpowers and can shoot lasers out of its neurons
It can shoot you much faster than you with your machine arms
My IQ is 1689
With a number that high you could probably say im divine
If I was on a scale from dumb to genius
I would probably be in the back letting you suck on my penis
You don't want to be messing with my brain
My IQ alone would make you go insane
Im like that batman, but instead I'm just that man
Take one look at my brain
And you scatter like pac man
So, where you at man?
Im just asking what happened?
Ok back with a new brain, now I'm thinking much quicker
Just joined soccer, I'm the new best kicker
I just got 110 in the class, I passed
Now I'm in the back smoking gas off the glass
New brain means new name so they call me Luca
Stop asking questions and just suck on my bazooka
My new brain means new powers
I can make it rain like April showers
My new IQ is bigger than you can even fathom
I can speak every language including latin
If you try to have a thinking contest with me
Me being in the same room would make you mentally unstable
I, in fact know every single times table
I'm the smartest man ever
My teachers know better than to just call me clever
I was raised in a lab
To become a smart crab
But then something happened
That it wasn't that bad
They created me
A human with the intelligence of three
I broke out and I had to move to Tennessee
I then found a nice loving family that took me in
But when I walked in they started to grin
I turned around and laser brained them
I set off by myself for the rest of my life
I still haven't found a wife
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Writer(s): Jack Sander
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