Douche Patrol

Watch out the douche patrol is coming for you.
Wish I was kidding but it got my best friend last week.
Usually you hear them coming from a mile away.
Insisting on correcting what you think, hear, or say.

You might be asking who would join a crew.
One that prides itself with having shitty attitudes.
Remember these people have no self awareness.
Always the first ones to grab the pitchforks, light the torches.

Douche Patrol! (woah, woah, woah)

Watch out the Douche Patrol is coming after you.
Wish I was kidding but it got my band mates yesterday.
Their only weakness is self righteousness.
Paper tigers prowling through the fire pits of hell.



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Writer(s): Lou Smith
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