P.E.

Started in 9th grade
She was my next door neighbor
Grade A cutie, what a booty!
Thought I'd have a shot

Went up to her room
Started to go boom
Looked down at my pants and saw the stain...

Premature ejaculation, it isn't so fun
Finally get inside her then three seconds later, I'm done
Premature ejaculation, it isn't the shit
I have sex three times faster than it takes you to piss

10th grade came along
Had to tell someone
'Bout my problem, so I decided to see a therapist

Told me to go home
Think of something warm
Right about that time, the worst happened...

Premature ejaculation, it isn't so fun
Finally get inside her then three seconds later, I'm done
Premature ejaculation, it isn't the shit
I have sex three times faster than it takes you to piss

12th grade came along
Had a date for the prom
Should have seen her, head cheerleader!
Had to let her know

She thought it was a joke
Then I went to poke
Things were awesome for ten seconds... then the condom broke

Premature ejaculation, it isn't so fun
Finally get inside her then three seconds later, I'm done
Premature ejaculation, it isn't the shit
I have sex three times faster than it takes you to piss



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Writer(s): Joe Simpson
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