we had everything...

We had everything (Yeah, yeah yeah)
Then one day you just got up and left
Said he's cool and got nicer teeth
I bet he's like a masterpiece

And I bet he's got a bigger cock
Twice my height and built like a rock
I need to ditch all these intrusive thoughts
One more deep and I'm all out of love

But I'm not sad about it
It's clear that you're a scoundrel
But you were out of my league, it's clear to see
We were never meant to be

You asked me if I'd write a tune
To tell you how much I love you
But then you went off with some dude
I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it

I hope he gives you all you want
'Cause I feel f*cking miserable
You asked me if I'd write a tune
So I wrote one to say f*ck you

I wish I knew what was comin' next
I'm one wank away from havin' no sex
Think I put my heart to the test
Then I'll find a yummy mummy who can break my heart next

But at least she'll buy me things
She's got fine nurture capability
I'm due a new tv so I think maybe she'll be the one for me
And I'll be proper proud about it (Woah, oh)

My friends will be so jealous of the yummy mummy special
But I won't be too loud about it, shit
I'll keep it super private

You asked me if I'd write a tune
To tell you how much I love you
But then you went off with some dude
I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it

I hope he gives you all you want
'Cause I feel f*cking miserable
You asked me if I'd write a tune
So I wrote one to say f*ck you



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Writer(s): Casey Lowry
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