The Allergy Song

I used to love Cheetos
Not the crunchy, but the puffed
I used to eat bag fulls
Until I was stuffed
Then one day I found out
I had allergies
Now the only part of Cheetos
I can have is the cheese

I have allergies
But I guess it's okay
The truth is hard to swallow
Esophageal dismay
Please don't feel bad
For here's something true
At least I'm not allergic
To someone like you
I have allergies

I was an addict for chocolate
It was always on my mind
Milk, dark, white, caramel
I'd eat any kind
But I started choking
Couldn't swallow with ease
Another food taken
By these darn allergies

I have allergies
But I guess it's okay
The truth is hard to swallow
Esophageal dismay
Please don't feel bad
For here's something true
At least I'm not allergic
To someone like you
I have allergies

I used to devour waffles
I'd eat them everyday
With cream cheese, syrup, or butter
So many different ways
But once again I noticed
There was something wrong
Another allergy to the list
Another verse for this song

I have allergies
But I guess it's okay
The truth is hard to swallow
Esophageal dismay
Please don't feel bad for
Here's something true
At least I'm not allergic
To someone like you
I have allergies

Now allergies can be annoying
I can vouch for that
From food, to dust, to trees
To grass, to mold, dog, or cat
But there can be a bright side
To this scenario
Now you have an excuse
For places you don't want to go

I have allergies
But I guess it's okay
The truth is hard to swallow
Esophageal dismay
Please don't feel bad
For here's something true
At least I'm not allergic
To someone like you
I have allergies