An Honest Mistake

Last sunday night
I thought I met the love of my life
I was totally convinced by the time I flushed
I was all about that silicon butt

That shit will come back to haunt me
I'm talkin bout da fake booty
I'm more of a titty guy normally
But that's next minute's story

This is getting out of my comfort zone
What the actual fuck is that Adam's bone
Are those juggs real, I must ask
Just curious please don't get mad

Please don't kiss me with those botox lips
I don't want rat poison in my system
I don't know how I let this slip
Oh shit! She's got a pepperoni

I didn't wanna say
I ever meant to break your heart
Cuz I didn't wanna be kissing your butt
And I just couldn't stand the thought of seeing your genitals flop

Still remember the day we matched on tinder
You made my little guy look like timber
I get all that about secrets and privacy
But I guess you should have told about your penis to me



Credits
Writer(s): Evan Biden, Matthew Turkmenson
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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