Sanks Very Much

Sleepin' in last Fridee, me RDO,
A salesman came creepin', wouldn't ya know.
Ringin' the doorbell,
Then a poundin' knock.
Scared me awake and set it all off.

I said, "Ah, Fuck!"
The dog went nuts.
The baby woke up.
I'll have his guts.
I said, "No sales, no surveys, no saviours... Sanks very much."

Saturdee arvo, watchin' the game,
A clipboard man arrived, and to the door he came.
Ringin' the doorbell,
Then a poundin' knock.
Scared me awake and set it all off.

I said, "Ah, Fuck!"
The dog went nuts.
The baby woke up.
I'll have his guts.
I said, "No sales, no surveys, no saviours... Sanks very much."

Recoverin' Sundee, had a bit too much,
God botherers come around, lookin' for an easy touch.
Ringin' the doorbell,
Then a poundin' knock.
Scared me awake and set it all off.

I said,"...Why don't you come in and have a cup of tea?
Why don't you tell me all about this God of yours?"

Bullshit!

I said, "Ah, Fuck!"
The dog went nuts.
The baby woke up.
I'll have his guts.
I said, "No sales, no surveys, no saviours... Sanks very much."

I said, "Ah, Fuck!"
The dog went nuts.
The baby woke up.
I'll have his guts.
I said, "No sales, no surveys, no saviours... Sanks very much."

I said, "No sales, no surveys, no saviours... Sanks very much."